Who’s got good intentions…

Former Vice President Joe Biden made a bold promise on Tuesday to “cure cancer” if he is elected president in 2020.

The Democratic frontrunner took some shots at President Trump while campaigning in Iowa, calling him an “existential threat” to the country.

Who got scolded…

Jon Stewart gave Congress an earful on Tuesday, blasting a House Judiciary subcommittee for its seeming indifference towards the plight of 9/11 first responders as he testified on their behalf for the extension of the September 11 Victim Compensation Fund.

Adding that members of the House should be embarrassed for themselves but won’t be, the comedian noted: “Accountability doesn’t appear to be something that occurs in this chamber.”

Oh but the times are a’changin’…

From the trunk of a car to the lid of a piano, dads sometimes have to get creative when it’s time to change their child’s diaper without a changing station.  Pampers says it’s time that men’s restrooms catch up with the responsibilities of modern fathers.

The company announced an initiative to install 5,000 changing tables in men’s restrooms across the U.S. and Canada. The announcement accompanies Pampers’ new ad campaign, which encourages fathers to share moments they bonded with their child during a diaper change.

Permafrost, like ice cream, is better frozen than thawed…

A 40,000-year-old severed wolf’s head, preserved by permafrost complete with teeth and fur, has been discovered in eastern Siberia.

“The number of discoveries is growing because of the thaw of the permafrost,” he said.

Apparently in 2016, according to Russian scientists, an outbreak of anthrax in western Siberia was due to the thawing of a frozen carcass of an infected reindeer that died 75 years ago.

Some things are better left hidden in ice.